Please. The way I see it if she was stupid enough to hand over such a delicate piece of equipment without asking what he needed it for, she deserved it. Besides, if she could afford one, she can get another. Stupid bimbo.
Oh , I'm so techno hip ... OOPS ! This didn't really happen of course . What happened was he down loaded an app to kill spiders and played Angry Spiders for hours while the real one wrapped both of them in a web ... I'll stick with my old school phone it can stop an angry bear .
And I never tire of these parodies of common society and their grotesquely abundant logical shortcomings. There's a certain feeling of achievement one gets when realizing you make only a fraction of the blunders the people in these types of comics commit. In other words, I feel smart! XD